“Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live.” - Martin Golding
“Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.” - Rich Cook
“Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.” - Michael Sinz