The placeholder text was remarkably apropos, so we'll stick with a slightly edited version of that:

BY DAY: Alt-Rock Ninja Cowgirl at Veridian Dynamics [Creator of Hush-a-Boom™ and Jabberwocky™].

BY NIGHT: I write code and code rights for penalcoders.example.org, an awesome non-profit that will totally take your money at that link. My kids are cuter than yours.

FOR FUN: C+ Jokes, Segway Roller Derby, NYT Sat. [Thurs.] Crosswords (in Sharpie!), Ostrich Grooming.

"If you see scary things, look for the helpers-you'll always see people helping."-Fred Rogers"