Been writing code since I was thirteen and never looked back. Started off by getting thoroughly confused in C++, because it turns out the internet just wasn't as good back then. Or maybe it's just because I was naive, and thirteen, and didn't realize that the video games that motivated me to learn coding were more sophisticated then I'd ever hoped to accredit them with. Or maybe it's just because dial up was too slow at loading my tutorials.
Currently a badass in Java/C#, but also enjoy dabbling in Python, SQL, PHP, HTML, JavaScript. I still pay homage to my C++ roots from time to time.