I LIKE PROGRAMMING. I ALSO LIKE JERKING OFF. I LOVE EATING FOOD. FEEDING MYSELF.

I LIKE WINDOWS. I LIKE MS-DOS I LOVE MICROSOFT.

I THINK BILL GATES WAS SEXY AS A KID.

I AM HAPPY.

I LIKE FARTING. I LIKE JOKING. I AM FUNNY PERSON. I MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH.

I AM NOT EATABLE.

I LIKE PORNO MOVIES, AND SCIENCE FICTION AND COMEDY, AND HORROR, AND STUFF.

I LIKE SPACE. I LOVE BLACK HOLES. THEY ARE WAY TOO COOL.

I LIKE ACTING CHILDISH.

AND YOU KNOW, I LIKE, AND YOU KNOW, ASK ME ANYTHING. I LIKE CONFUSING YOU, LIKE YOU ARE CONFUSED NOW.

I AM VERY ENERGETIC PERSON.

I AM SO ENERGETIC THAT I CAN PRODUCE SPARKS WHEN I AM ELECTRIFIED.

LGBT IS COOL.

I LIKE COOKIES.

I NEVER SMOKE, DRINK OR DO DRUGS, ALTHOUGH PEOPLE AT FIRST THINK DIFFERENT.

I AM HAPPY AT THE MOMENT.

PC-DOS 1 IS COOL.

1981 IS COOL. NO, WHOLE 1980-IES ARE COOL.

COOL IS SOMETHING WHAT IS COOL, AND WHAT IS NOT NOT-COOL, JUST LIKE WORD COOL IS REALLY COOL.