var job = 'Front-End Developer who is passionate about UI/UX.';

if (!job) {
    var me = 'Singer who occasionally sings in musicals.';
    me += 'Been known to be a songwriter. Avid gardener. Hiking, canoeing, cycling, gym.';
}

function moreAboutMe(me) {
    me += 'I love puns like only nerds can.';
}