"Do not try to solve all life's problems at once
-- learn to dread each day as it comes."
-- Donald Kaul
"Type cat vmlinuz > /dev/audio to hear the Voice of God."
"Windows really does have preemptive multitasking:
It can boot and crash at the same time."
"We all know Linux is great...
it does infinite loops in 5 seconds."
-- Linus Torvalds