I am an insomnist, as opposed to an insomniac. I no longer see it as an affliction. I have fully embraced my life with a lack of sleep. I stay up all night because I choose to. I am now over 40 and I have never slept more than 6 hours in one night, yet I am still relatively healthy and quite sane. So, F sleep.

I am The Insomnist.