All I want to do is get some work done. If others can help me out with their combined knowledge, super! If I can help out others, awesome.

Basically, I'm a WebGyver kind of guy, and I do know a thing or two about a thing or two. You know, one day I'm knee-deep in some SQL Server DBA role, and then I'll do a Flash project for a month. Next thing I know, I'm doing HTML, CSS and JavaScript for weeks, then it's back to a little PHP, ASP or some mild C-sharp. Oh, and we need a new company brochure, too, by the way.

So acquiring knowledge in one particular technology and coming out as a guru is going to be impossible in this lifetime...and that's why I love StackOverflow (nope, I'm not getting paid for stating this).