BY DAY: Alt-Rock Ninja Cowboy.

BY NIGHT: I write code, and code writes for me.

FOR FUN: .Net Jokes, Segway Roller Derby, Crosswords (in Sharpie!), Ostrich Grooming.

Probably the saddest thing you'll ever see is a mosquito sucking on a mummy. Forget it, little friend.

"If you think a weakness can be turned into a strength, I hate to tell you this, but that's another weakness."
- Jack Handy