By Day:
Head Developer nah, sounds too naff
Lead Developer hmmm still a bit naff
Senior Developer makes me sound old....
Ninja... I can't even finish that one with a straight face its so 2008.
I'm some guy that's been at Redgum since pretty much the get-go, we write software that others have deemed to be too difficult and generally fix projects that have gone off the rails.

By Night: I spend time with my family and there's a pretty good chance my kid really is cuter than yours.