BY DAY: Alt-Rock Ninja Cowboy at A Fortune 500 Company.

BY NIGHT: I stumble to write code and have less than no knowledge of code rights for any company or website, especially awesome non-profits that will totally take people's money at any link. My kids are pretty darned cute, but dunno if they are cuter than yours.

FOR FUN: C+ Jokes, Segway Roller Derby watching, NYT Sat. Crosswords stay uncompleted, Ostriches stay ungroomed.

"If you see scary things, look for the helpers--you'll always see people helping." -Fred Rodgers