I was raised by a pack of wolves in the swiss alps, and was not civilized until my discovery by professor E. Enoch Lennings in the late 1930s. Although he tried his best, the poor man was far too old to be raising any type of child, especially not one raised by wild dogs. Due to his inept parenting, I made a fool at myself at almost every social event I ever attended. Because of this, I have become somewhat of a hermit. Recently, with an examanory eye raised to my childhood, I realized many mistakes that were made along the way.

Barring discoveries of great social importance, chemistry, physical, and metaphysical breakthroughs, I began to feel that my life had indeed amounted to only a bit less than nothing.

So, I tried to reconnect with the Pack of my past...