PotatoPhil, translates roughly to Potato Love, hmm..?

 public Life getALife(Person noLife)
 {
     if(noLife.hasLife()==Boolean.TRUE){
         noLife.setHasLife(false);
         System.err.println("haha loser");
         return noLife;
     }else{
         noLife.setHasLife(true);
         return noLife;
     }
  }