I'm an unemployed, self-taught UNIX Beard, who has deliberately avoided getting a job in the software industry, so that I could learn to code in ways which would get me fired if I did. I like using the oldest and most obscure solutions to problems that I can find, (because they're also the ones that I can most easily understand) and I also have a pathological obsession with Ed, which I view as shell scripting's answer to a Jedi light saber.