$(function(){
  var Me = {
    name: 'why do you care?!',
    age: 'A lot more than I like!',
    codingSince: 'even longer than I would have liked!',
    isGeek: true,
    speaks: ['c', 'c++', 'c#' /* they must love the letter C a lot!! */, 
             'php', 'html', 'css', /*GUESS WHAT*/ 'javascript', 'jQuery',
             'en-uk', 'ar-ps'],
    uses: ['Windows' /*Bite me!*/, 'ubuntu', 'debian'],
    swims: false /*!!!*/,
    drives: false /*!!!!!!*/,
    isMoreThan20: true /*Definitely!*/,
    isLessThan50: true /*Definitely!*/,
    providedTooMuchInformationAlready: true /*Definitely!*/
  };
});