IT super-potato who decided to start coding a couple of years ago. Try my best to compensate for lacking school fundamentals by being amazing, with varying degree of success. High degree of competency on a large range of Microsoft technologies/servers.
Self proclaimed lion tamer with only theoretical experience, world famous in the small neighborhood of the town I come from for doing over two thousand loop-de-loops with a yo-yo. Complicated relationship with a turtle (I like him, but he doesn't care).

Also, pizza.