Yes, $(this).person(){...} is smarter than me :)
No, I have not down voted your answer!
Number of down vote's casted by me till date : 0 (because I respect everyone's time spending on stack overflow)
I am happy to change my answer or delete, if you let me know the mistake.
I am here just to give my 2 cents of whatever I know to help others not to race with numbers.