Programmer for the last 15 years in C, VB, and C# now

pusha
xor eax,eax
add eax,basic; 1983
add eax,quick_basic
add eax,vb3
add eax,vb4
add eax,vb5
add eax,vb6
add eax,C
add eax,Assembly
add eax,C#; 2001
add eax,cloudedmind
push eax
call skills
add esp,4
popa