I have been kicking computers around since Fortran II on IBM 7090 in mid-60s. Expert on many, many obsolete languages and OS. Favorite language is MAD but I get by in C, Pascal, C++, Fortrans, Basics, Jovial, algol, DSP assemblers etc. Expert in realtime systems, signal and image processing, and in parallel computation (CUDA, MPI, OpenMP, etc.) My specialty is getting stupid computers to make intelligent decisions when confronted with volumes of noisy, imprecise and contradictory data from a wide variety of real world sensors.