So one atom says to another atom, "I think I lost an electron!" And the second atom says "are you sure?" The first one cries out, "I'm positive!"

Two muffins are in the oven. One muffin turns to another and says "boy it's hot in here." The second muffin exclaims, "Oh my god! A talking muffin!"

I like dumb jokes, working with computers, writing stories, playing video games and long walks on the beach. The last thing on that list is false. As Anakin Skywalker once opined, I don't like sand.