THIS IS SOMETHING ABOUT ME. IF YOU ARE READING THIS, YOU ARE INTERESTED IN ME. WELL, I AM TELLING YOU THIS, I AM AN INTERESTING GUY.

OK, SKIP THIS BLAH BLAH. ABOUT ME? I WILL MAKE IT SORT. IF YOU KNOW ME BETTER, YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT I DO NOT LIKE TO MAKE THINGS COMPLICATED. IF YOU ARE THINKING THAT THIS IS NONSENSE, NO, I AM JUST TRYING TO TELL YOU THAT I WILL MAKE IT SORT. SERIOUS GUY DOES THAT.

THEN, YOU ARE STILL READING THIS. OK. I GOT YOUR ATTENTION. WHY? BECAUSE I AM A FUNNY GUY!!!