HTTP 410: You step in the stream, but the water has moved on. ₥₳Ɽ₭ ₱Ɇ₳Ɽ₵Ɇ has suffered a sudden and gratuitous existence failure.
The definition of a stupid thing is where if you do everything right, you still get hurt. Fire-eating, love, and crafting SO answers are examples of stupid things.