I'm a Senior Software Engineer, currently based near Newcastle (England) and working remotely for a company based in Fife (Scotland).
I've been programming professionally since 1997 in the usual variety of languages (C, C++, C#, Java, Python, VB, HTML/CSS, etc) working on everything from low-level bit-bashing device drivers and microprocessor-based firmware for safety-critical medical devices, up to full Windows applications and enterprise systems.
I hate cucumbers.
If you're interested then here is my linkedin.com profile.