Oh, freddled gruntbuggly, thy micturations are to me

as plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.

Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes,

and hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,

or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my

blurglecruncheon, see if I don't!"