Three Questions for the Admin-kings under the sky,
Seven for the SuperUser-lords in their halls of datacenter,
Nine for Mortal Developers doomed to code,
One for the Dark Hacker on his dark network
In the Land of Syntax where the Errors lie.
One Langage to rule them all, One Langage to find them,
One Langage to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Syntax where the Errors lie.