Database Administrator & Data Scientist: I specialize in database architecture, development, optimization, business intelligence, and analytics.

At work: Microsoft SQL Server (SSIS, SSRS, SSAS, etc), SharePoint, PowerPivot, Power View, Hadoop.

At home: Apache, IIS, PHP, PostgreSQL, Javascript, jQuery.

Previous experience: Most C-derived languages (Java, C, C++, C#), Pascal, BASIC (including VB, VBA, and VBS), Access, MySQL, Oracle, Paradox, Filemaker, Unix/Linux admin, Windows admin, Eclipse/Aptana, Visual Studio, Dreamweaver, Visio, Photoshop, etc.