I hunt down badly behaving Magic for a living.

Recommended enlightenment: The Development of the C Language by Ritchie, plus Design & Evolution by Stroustrup

Probably expired GPG fingerprint: D51B C3AD 954E C17D BE3E 8D39 C266 E5BC 26C0 704A

At most, Resource Acquisition Implies Initialization, it does not equal. But even that is besides the point: deinitialization implies resource release.