I like to melt stuff and I like stuff that melts. I also like a nice bowl of Struts2/Spring/Hibernate with a Spring Security dressing and some sides of RandomCoolWebLibraryOfTheWeek. I am not allergic to Microsoft-based dishes but I tend to throw up immediately after cooking and eating them.

I am suspicious but secretly curious about Grails and Rails. I feel dirty when I work in scripting languages, but strangely aroused.

I am looking for someone who has the answers to my questions as well as spice for my dishes. Must have well maintained feet and be over 6'0'' tall.