_{"Whatsoever thy hand findeth to do, do it with thy might;
for there is no work, nor device, nor knowledge, nor wisdom, in the grave,
whither thou goest."
~ shog9 (user811)}

• Obfuscate
• Context Dependent
• A Billion Monkeys
• a garbage heap of ideas
• Ken Thompson
• Donald Knuth"
• OK, we'll do them both
• Why I don't spend time with...
• 18 different ways!
• How to stay sane
• ugly
• infinite amount of pain&inefficient abstracted models
• f(); // what happens if I compile that?
• C++ 11 FAQ
• C++: A Cautionary Tale
• ZeroMQ in C, not C++
• The hidden cost
• Defective
• Less is more
• Funny comments
• The Classic
• 'Simplify'
• Badly designed&ugly
• Lung Cancer
• The horror
• 
• Exceptions
• 

the big boys

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