I am a consulting software engineer with decades of experience in various languages such as BASIC, BASH, Windows BATCH, Actionscript, Javascript, XML, HTML, CSS, PHP, C, and more. My life's work consists of breaking unix servers just about every which way, destroying windows 95, 98, XP, 7, and 8, game development, web site development, web application development, and composing music.

I literally get withdraws if I do not code within a 24 hour period. Programming to me is an extension of myself and always will be and has always been so since the age of 8 years.

I'm a tinkerer at heart, who needs a creative outlet, and who would rather be coding then do just about anything else.

I can say without a doubt, that I'll probably die with my head resting on a keyboard. I jest, as my sense of humor is slightly dark and warped.