Just an ordinary person who loves programming.
And I learn programming by myself.

Top reply by Programmers:

10.   "It worked yesterday."
  9.   "It must be a hardware problem."
  8.   "There is something funky in your data."
  7.   "I haven't touched that module in weeks!"
  6.   "You must have the wrong version."
  5.   "It's just some unlucky coincidence."
  4.   "It works, but it hasn't been tested."
  3.   "Somebody must have changed my code."
  2.   "Why do you want to do it that way?"

And the Number One reply by programmers when their programs doesn't work:

  1.   "It works on my machine."