Contact:

DECLARE @Email nvarchar(30), @LinkedIn nvarchar(60);
SET @Email= N'[email protected]';
SET @LinkedIn = N'https://in.linkedin.com/in/kalradeep';
SELECT 'If alive could be reached at Email:' + @Email + ' or LinkedIn' + @LinkedIn;

About me:

init();
while((age+1991) >= system.datetime.year() && !life["status"].equals("RIP")){
   life["code"] = life["code"] * 1.6
   life["dance"] = life["dance"] * 1.3
   life["socialChange"] = life["socialChange"] * 1.4;

   if(life["innovate"].equals("achieved")){
      bucketList[0] = "check";
   }
   life["status"] = GetLifeStatus();
   if(life["status"].equals("drunkNDead") || life["status"].equals("stupidcancerNDead")){
      life["status"] = "RIP";
   } else {
     age++;
   }
}

#SOreadytohelp [1]: https://in.linkedin.com/in/deepanshuk [2]: [email protected]?Subject=StackOverflow:%20Hello