Mostly self taught, I have an Associates, with over 9 years professional PHP experience (2010). Always looking to learn new things, and to help coach others and encourage them to expand their horizon.
Stuff I know a bit about (in no particular order)
PHP, MySQL, JavaScript, MongoDB, Sphinx, RabbitMq, Ajax, Java, .Net, HTML, CSS, Photoshop (yes, I did the phoenix), Fusion360, 3DsMax, Fine Arts(Painting, Pen&ink, Sculpture).
Favorite saying: I may not always be right, but I ain't never wrong.