Oh boy! What to tell? I've been doing this shit since CP/M days. So dinosaur. Modern dinosaur because I'm learning Ractive and other cool things at the moment. Been doing Java waaaaaaay too long. C++ and Modula-2 as well. Done those. Didn't get the T-shirt though. I've been a CIO of a big bank, run small companies and lived on 3 out of 5 continents. So far.
I also do training around personal development and self-esteem. When I'm not doing either that or this, I sell stuff for the company I work with. They do cool things with Augmented Reality (drug free apparently) and maps and things.