Software engineer in some shadowy mirror life in a game I dream, or play, or exult at fearing...[...try not to show the vo[Xx]els lea͠ki̧n͘g fr̶ǫm ̡yo​͟ur eye͢s̸, lest TH̘Ë͖́̉ ͠P̯͍̭O̚​N̐Y̡ H̸̡̪̯ͨ͊̽̅̾̎Ȩ̬̩̾͛ͪ̈́̀́͘ ̶̧̨̱̹̭̯ͧ̾ͬC̷̙̲̝͖ͭ̏ͥͮ͟Oͮ͏̮̪̝͍M̲̖͊̒ͪͩͬ̚̚͜Ȇ̴̟̟͙̞ͩ͌͝S̨̥̫͎̭ͯ̿̔̀ͅ...]

-- For those not aware of the brilliant comedic post I'm referencing, see RegEx match open tags except XHTML self-contained tags which I've recast in light of my personal fondness for distributed VR and OpenGL