I was born at an early age. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

Later, I learned to write software, and discovered I was quite good at it. I've been blagging a career in software ever since.

• Fan of: SciFi, Douglas Adams, Claudia Black, Lucy Liu, Arduinos, welding, cats. Not necessarily welding cats.
• Not a fan of: Stinky Tofu. Look it up, no, really. You won't be a fan either, I promise.