Professional software dude for close to four decades (and an unprofessional one before that ;) ) - currently on mainland Denmark with previous (long) stints in Lincoln England, Las Vegas NV, Copenhagen, Colorado Springs CO, and more.
The silly name came about one day when I wanted to respond to someone with an equally silly name and then afterwards realized that you can only change it every so often - and now it seems there are too many references to "500..." in other comments for me to change it back - oh, well.