SQL query for retrieving numeric value and printing as words

Question

What will be the query for retrieving a number from a column of a table and printing it in words? e.g:-data is 72 it should be printed as Seventy Two

Answer 1

No RDBMS I know of has such a function, and even though you could write one as a udf or sproc most DBs have abyssal string handling. Do this in your client app.