How to display CSS3 columns on IE?

IE doesn't support CSS3 columns — no big deal, right? Even though, I'm trying to find any modernizr-like library to do the trick. I don't really want to code different CSS for IE, as that would be giving way too much care and attention to something we all despise. Any suggestions?

How do columns work in CSS?

The column-count will act as the maximum number of columns, while the column-width will dictate the minimum width for each column. By pulling these properties together, the multi-column layout will automatically break down into a single column at narrow browser widths without the need of media queries or other rules.

As of IE10, there is now native (and un-prefixed) support for CSS3 columns.

http://msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ie/hh673534(v=vs.85).aspx