Can I create a One-Time-Use Function in a Script or Stored Procedure?

Question

You can create temp stored procedures like:

create procedure #mytemp as
begin
   select getdate() into #mytemptable;
end

in an SQL script, but not functions. You could have the proc store it's result in a temp table though, then use that information later in the script ..

You can call CREATE Function near the beginning of your script and DROP Function near the end.

Common Table Expressions let you define what are essentially views that last only within the scope of your select, insert, update and delete statements. Depending on what you need to do they can be terribly useful.

I know I might get criticized for suggesting dynamic SQL, but sometimes it's a good solution. Just make sure you understand the security implications before you consider this.

DECLARE @add_a_b_func nvarchar(4000) = N'SELECT @c = @a + @b;';
DECLARE @add_a_b_parm nvarchar(500) = N'@a int, @b int, @c int OUTPUT';

DECLARE @result int;
EXEC sp_executesql @add_a_b_func, @add_a_b_parm, 2, 3, @c = @result OUTPUT;
PRINT CONVERT(varchar, @result); -- prints '5'

In scripts you have more options and a better shot at rational decomposition. Look into SQLCMD mode (Query Menu -> SQLCMD mode), specifically the :setvar and :r commands.

Within a stored procedure your options are very limited. You can't create define a function directly with the body of a procedure. The best you can do is something like this, with dynamic SQL:

create proc DoStuff
as begin

  declare @sql nvarchar(max)

  /*
  define function here, within a string
  note the underscore prefix, a good convention for user-defined temporary objects
  */
  set @sql = '
    create function dbo._object_name_twopart (@object_id int)
    returns nvarchar(517) as
    begin
      return 
        quotename(object_schema_name(@object_id))+N''.''+
        quotename(object_name(@object_id))
    end
  '

  /*
  create the function by executing the string, with a conditional object drop upfront
  */
  if object_id('dbo._object_name_twopart') is not null drop function _object_name_twopart
  exec (@sql)

  /*
  use the function in a query
  */
  select object_id, dbo._object_name_twopart(object_id) 
  from sys.objects
  where type = 'U'

  /*
  clean up
  */
  drop function _object_name_twopart

end
go

This approximates a global temporary function, if such a thing existed. It's still visible to other users. You could append the @@SPID of your connection to uniqueify the name, but that would then require the rest of the procedure to use dynamic SQL too.

The below is what I have used i the past to accomplish the need for a Scalar UDF in MS SQL:

IF OBJECT_ID('tempdb..##fn_Divide') IS NOT NULL DROP PROCEDURE ##fn_Divide
GO
CREATE PROCEDURE ##fn_Divide (@Numerator Real, @Denominator Real) AS
BEGIN
    SELECT Division =
        CASE WHEN @Denominator != 0 AND @Denominator is NOT NULL AND  @Numerator != 0 AND @Numerator is NOT NULL THEN
        @Numerator / @Denominator
        ELSE
            0
        END
    RETURN
END
GO

Exec ##fn_Divide 6,4

This approach which uses a global variable for the PROCEDURE allows you to make use of the function not only in your scripts, but also in your Dynamic SQL needs.