Can anyone recommend an elegant "No IE6 support" script?

Question

I would like to kindly and elegantly tell people who are using internet explorer 6 to either upgrade their browser or smash their computers into tiny pieces when they come to my site.

Answer 1

Check out:

• ie6-upgrade-warning

Answer 2

Use a conditional comment. :) http://www.quirksmode.org/css/condcom.html

Answer 3

This is my personal favorite: http://ie6update.com/

Looks suspiciously like a legit Microsoft update or Active X prompt. That should trick the dinosaurs to adapt....