Bloat a javascript file to make it bigger

Question

this is a rather odd question but I need to increase the filesize of javascript files as you normally want to reduce the size :)

So I was wondering on what would be the best way to bloat a javascript file with useless code yet make the browser parse the javascript file as fast as possible and hopefully use as little memory as possible.

The way I thought of was to maybe just put a lot of these until desired filesize has been reached. function(){ return undefined; };

Answer 1

How large is the desired filesize? I doubt you'll have a noticeable problem with performance or memory unless it's a ridiculous size.

I would just add lots of comments and lots of whitespace.

As the others mentioned, please tell us why. We are engineers, we must know.