BY DAY: Formerly a programmer, currently an attorney [don't hate me; pity me].

BY NIGHT: Born a programmer, still a programer; and I dabble at electronics engineering.

FOR FUN: Emergency communications [somebody's gotta do it].

"At the end of the day, I don't think a lot of people was educated ... [a]nd I think that's one of the biggest problems that we have.... I shouldn't have gave my daughter that many damn Skittles." - Professor Lebron James (criticising Trump voters for being stupid).